5 words each post NO DOUBLE POSTING >:O

start: There was a guy who....

...liked to eat smoked pineapples...

so he went to a

smoked pineapple factory where a

teenage monkey ate his head

and he died....the end?

but then he came back

to his moms front door

and he gave her a

knuckle sandwich because she didnt

give him even a penny

for mowing the lawn with

scissors and a hammer with

his uncle's monkey named bob

who is very skilled at

assassinating people with a condom

in trouble for pulling out

his over sized d*** and

whipping a random woman across